Leaked Bush Memo05/18/09

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To give you an idea of exactly what was going on in the Bush administration, I have posted one of their leaked top-secret memos below.



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LOW STOCK ALERT!05/16/09

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With the advent of t-shirt weather, we are suddenly running out of a ton of shirts. They're going to be finished reprinting in a couple months, but if you want to get a shirt sooner rather than later, now is the time.


"SWINE" shirt from Married To The Sea.


"WUTANG" shirt from Married To The Sea.


"TGIW" shirt from Married To The Sea.


"ANXIETY" shirt from Natalie Dee.


"BREAKFAST" shirt from Natalie Dee.


"KNIT" shirt from Natalie Dee.


"DIGITS" shirt from Toothpaste For Dinner.


"NOUNS" shirt from Toothpaste For Dinner.


In case you are just tuning in, our warehouse ships merchandise within 24 hours of your order (M-F) anywhere on the planet. The shirts are $16 each, or you can buy a three-pack (choose from 35 designs) for only $13 each. The shirts we sell at Sharing Machine keep our comics online and updating daily for free, so if you enjoy even one of the strips, maybe you want to flip through the stuff we have for sale.

We also have Married To The Sea prints for $8/ea or $5 in three-packs, for as long as our existing stock lasts, which is absurdly cheap. They look like a million bucks if you put them in a nice frame, which means that you earn $999,992.00 on your investment. Short of going back in time and manipulating the financial market, shopping at Sharing Machine very well may be the best financial decision you can make. The future is in your hands, my friends.

Beat of the Week05/15/09

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I failed to post a new beat so far this week. It's understandable, given the relative lack of interest, but here goes:

(MP3) Dog Traders: "Swindled"

I haven't had the energy to do much of anything lately. Then again, if you could sell malaise, we'd all be rich.

I AM AWESOME05/10/09

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Do you want to be a part of something awesome?

All you have to do is Twitter "I am awesome. #awesome" (The link right there will type it into Twitter along with a little bit of Twitter-code so you can watch it spread.)

There will be four Superpoop comics this week. Here's a sneak preview of tomorrow's:



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Elbow: Your Guide / Beat Of The Week05/05/09

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Here's a drawing I made a while ago. A writer friend of mine showed me some drawings his son made, and I redrew them. The originals are better, but I can't find them.



Beat Of The Week: Cough Doctrine. You may recognize part of this Beat Of The Week as being the background/intro music from "Politics With Charles." In 2006-7 I made something like 400 beats/quasi-songs. These "Beats of the Week" are vignettes pulled from this stash of more or less incomplete musical ideas. They don't merit an official release (Music From Roller Chester only sold 70 copies, and it has several full-length songs with vocals in addition to the instrumental pieces) but if I can't put them here, then where can I put them.

(MP3) Dog Traders: Cough Doctrine