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Horsetown #1 / Beat of the Week05/29/09
Here is a multi-panel comic I made called Horsetown. I made a bunch of these back in the winter and they have been resting on my hard drive since, like a fine steak taken off the grill. Here's the first one. Click to enlarge.
(Your small buddy will soon be an oak tree. Click here to turn your pencil into a baseball bat. Pen fifteen growing techniques with blue pilule.)
Beat of the Week: I made this late at night, while battling the inability to sleep sometime in the summer of 2007. The next day I woke up to find it on my MPC. If I could be this productive every time I wake up sweating at 2am, in the depths of a dream about fighting my way out of a chain restaurant, I would. That's not how it works, though.
(MP3) Dog Traders: "Out Of Town"
Five Superpoop, The Rascal05/24/09
There will be five Superpoop comics this week. Monday thru Friday. Here's tomorrow's, ten hours early:
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There's a guy who drives around the neighborhood mowing peoples' lawns and he has one of those professional riding mowers. Every time he drives past, I'm like "Hey there's a guy out there on the street with a Rascal!" but it's a lawnmower. Not a Rascal. There is also a dude who walks down the street with his cat every day at about 7pm. Always the same cat. Always the same time.
Perhaps sensing the lack of novelty in my life, the Circulatory System is finally releasing their new album. There are rumbles about the Olivia Tremor Control starting back up, too, but I'll believe it when I see it. A reporter supposedly heard two new OTC tracks straight off Bill Doss' hard drive. Then again, on this big web, you'll also find people who claim to have seen Jeff Mangum at the Burger King near Graceland.
In hip-hop news you might want to check out Foul Mouth Cringe, the latest work by Roughneck Jihad. Play this album immediately before or after any other hip-hop album from 2008 and weep at what we could all be listening to if mainstream hip-hop hadn't disappeared up its own bling-encrusted butthole ten years ago.
(Had to chase that Olivia Tremor Control news with some rap, cause I was about to turn in this blog entry, and I had the sudden urge to put on a tight sweater and edit together a ten-minute musique concrete piece about trees becoming rainbows.)
Beat of the Week / Already Done05/22/09
This has probably already been done, but if not, here you go.
GWB and the original of this picture both went stale a long time ago, but maybe it's so stale that you can touch it without getting anything on yourself.
BEAT OF THE WEEK
(MP3) Dog Traders: "Swamped"
Leaked Bush Memo05/18/09
To give you an idea of exactly what was going on in the Bush administration, I have posted one of their leaked top-secret memos below.
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LOW STOCK ALERT!05/16/09
With the advent of t-shirt weather, we are suddenly running out of a ton of shirts. They're going to be finished reprinting in a couple months, but if you want to get a shirt sooner rather than later, now is the time.
"SWINE" shirt from Married To The Sea.
"WUTANG" shirt from Married To The Sea.
"TGIW" shirt from Married To The Sea.
"ANXIETY" shirt from Natalie Dee.
"BREAKFAST" shirt from Natalie Dee.
"KNIT" shirt from Natalie Dee.
"DIGITS" shirt from Toothpaste For Dinner.
"NOUNS" shirt from Toothpaste For Dinner.
In case you are just tuning in, our warehouse ships merchandise within 24 hours of your order (M-F) anywhere on the planet. The shirts are $16 each, or you can buy a three-pack (choose from 35 designs) for only $13 each. The shirts we sell at Sharing Machine keep our comics online and updating daily for free, so if you enjoy even one of the strips, maybe you want to flip through the stuff we have for sale.
We also have Married To The Sea prints for $8/ea or $5 in three-packs, for as long as our existing stock lasts, which is absurdly cheap. They look like a million bucks if you put them in a nice frame, which means that you earn $999,992.00 on your investment. Short of going back in time and manipulating the financial market, shopping at Sharing Machine very well may be the best financial decision you can make. The future is in your hands, my friends.
